Sloppy Seconds

As if being the worst team in the NHL was not bad enough now the Dallas Stars find themselves without yet another player. Sean Avery was suspended indefinitely for wandering to some reporters why it is that so many of his fellow NHL players are getting with his "sloppy seconds". It is a pretty long list of ex girlfriends and current NHL boyfriends. Calling his exes sloppy seconds was probably classless but an indefinite suspensions seems pretty harsh.